It Happens To Be A Wednesday

Amos & Britt 2013

Caught in the middle, in the middle of time and space,
It's quite a riddle, it leaves me confused.
And I'd like to get away, but I can't go too far away,
Little birds are laughing, but I'm not amused...
Because it happens to be a Wednesday,
I can't take off and sail away,
Just like I would on a Thursday or Friday.
Because it happens to be a Wednesday,
I can't jump up and fly away,
Just like would on a Saturday or Sunday, per se.
I feel the magic of another day
As it comes approaching and pushing through the air.
And if I had a dollar for every time I've felt this way,
Why, I'd be the world's most eccentric billionaire!
Because it happens to be a Wednesday,
I can't surmise on a destiny,
Just like I might on a Monday or Tuesday, you see.
Because it happens to be a Wednesday,
I can't just up and go away,
Just like I'd do on another day, so much dismay for me.
I wish an alien somewhere from outer space
Would come down to earth and take me away....